There are… two shoes February 7, 2007
Posted by Aaron in : General , trackbackAs I was checking my mail after church I noticed hiding in the shadows directly to the left of my mailbox… two shoes. These shoes were not there yesterday, they don’t match and seem to have been placed quite intentionally. Is there some sort of southern neighborhood hazing that is initiated by the placing of shoes? The night after I remove them will my tree be tp’d or my house egged? I find myself unconcerned, after all I’ve got a back door that I can’t get open even after having removed the doorknob, so as I’ve told one person, if someone manages to break in they will save me the trouble of taking the door out of the frame. That and I’ve got a 14/15 year old dog to guard the house. So as long as they wake him up they are so… um… licked? I’ve been training an army of ninja dust bunnies though and they will probably serve as my front line defense.
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